If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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