Christians are straight up FREAKS
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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