so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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