Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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