We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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