You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
it's great music for shaving your balls
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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