My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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