So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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