yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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