Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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