I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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