I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
being pregnant is like rehab
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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