Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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