can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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