Dual....:-)
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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