Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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