Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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