i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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