You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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