I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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