It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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