Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
