Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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