We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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