she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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