just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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