another moral hangover. fuck.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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