I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
this hospital has no fireball
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
