? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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