My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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