these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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