You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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