You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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