Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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