She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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