Do you still have your period?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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