Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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