Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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