sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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