those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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