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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I accidentally had phone sex last night

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.

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