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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

  (813): View more from Florida

  morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?

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• (925): View more from California

  Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??

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  Yes. Yes it is.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.

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• (925): View more from California

  I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"

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• (559): View more from California

  Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.

  (1-614): View more from Ohio

  Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.

  (1-937): View more from Ohio

  Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.

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  Sounds legit to me.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Waffles and pussy, what else is there?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight

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