You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE