the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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