Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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