we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My vagina just recognized that song.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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