Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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