i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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