my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is Oprah even human
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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