I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she smelled like a LAN party
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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