Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
