I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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