i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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