i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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