atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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