She's JV to your varsity
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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