If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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