do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
