what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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