So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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