what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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