belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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