I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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